Thursday, June 26, 2008

Government Boleh! Malaysia Boleh!

Recently received a govt job.... again... :(
It's not that i dislike govt job, just that i dun like their attitude towards job, and their "ability" to abuse their GOVT POWER.

Like always, they will keep changing their mind till last minute, and tot we are the "Event GOD", can make everything (no matter big or small) 100% PERFECTLY under their unreasonable changes.

2 weeks before, they confirmed my services to do a launch for them.
2 days later, they "decided" to change the items that confirmed in the confirmation. From Plasma Wall 2 x 2 to Projector and screen.

Then i have to do site recce again.

2 more days later, they "decided" again to change Projector to Plasma wall 3 x 3!!!

Ok.... settled this issue (for the time being)....
They come out with another issue.. :'(

2 days ago they confirmed the backdrop visual (20 x 10), signed & chop with govt lion chop.
so i pass the visual to production house to print.
2 hours later, they called to inform the ministry logo is wrong! (what the h*ll! their own logo also can wrong!), but luckily my printer not yet start printing, then i change the visual for them without charging them.
On that evening, received their visual again, with signed and chop (AGAIN!), and proceed to printing.........
About 7pm, they called again, "the backdrop size can change to 18 x 10 ar?"
(cannot lar... already agreed and send to print.)
"macam ini ar... ok lar, i saja tanya."
SAJA tanya!!!! i think i need to use one of the dialog in "Just Follow Law" : You thought i am very Frreee ar??


The story not end yet...
They called me this morning... "eh! morning micky!..."
(Morning morning... )
"the visual ar, ada sikit changes lar.."
(HUH!!!!)
"itu ministry punya logo kena up sikit lar... " * UP means tinggi sikit
(But already printed-out over the nite...)
"tak tau lar... you kena solve it lar..."
(tapi bukan sudah signed dan confirmed?)
"signed itu signed, tapi atas cakap nak ubah u kena ubah lar..." *ATAS means his boss
$%^@#!$*%^*(&()*)_(_(+&*%^&#$%@!$#!$

"ada lagi ar, PM punya wife may be nak datang juga, mungkin nak tambah dia punya nama, you standby you punya printer bagi saya, saya confirm malam ini, besok print."

Oh my GOD!

Friday, June 20, 2008

Repost: Funny Horoscope~ but true..... :p

白羊座
媽媽經常叮囑羊羊:"穿裙子時不可以蕩秋千﹔
不然,會被小男生看到里面的 小內褲哦!
" 有一天,羊羊高興地對媽媽說:"今天我和小明比賽蕩秋千,我贏了!"
媽媽生氣地說:"不是告訴過你嗎?穿裙子時不要蕩秋千!"
羊羊驕傲地說:"可是我好聰明哦!
我把裡面的小內褲脫掉了,這樣他就 看不到我的小內褲了!"
(勇敢直率、敢做敢為的白羊)

金牛座
賣瓜小販:"快來吃西瓜,不甜不要錢!
" 饑渴的牛牛:"哇!太好了,老板,來個不甜的!"
(持家、想出軌又顧全自己的金牛)

雙子座 (This is mine! hehe~)
媽媽叫雙雙起床:"快點起來!公雞都叫好幾遍了!
" 雙雙說:"公雞叫和我有什麼關系?我又不是母雞!"
(自我意識強烈、自行思考的雙子)

巨蟹座
公車上,蟹蟹說:"今晚我要和媽媽睡!"
媽媽問道:"你將來娶了媳婦也和媽媽睡啊?"
蟹蟹不假思索:"嗯!" 媽媽又問:"那你媳婦怎麼辦?"
蟹蟹想了半天,說:"好辦,讓她跟爸爸睡!"
媽媽:"!@#$%︿&*(……—"
再看爸爸,已經熱淚盈眶啦!
(戀母情結、依戀的巨蟹)

獅子座
獅獅去參加奶奶的壽宴。到了吃壽包的時候,
獅獅問:"我們為什麼要吃 這種像屁股的壽包?
"眾人聽了臉色大變。
接著獅獅撥開壽包,看看裡面的豆沙,
說:"奶奶,快看!裡面還有大便!"
眾人暈的暈,吐的吐。
(以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的驕傲的獅子)

處女座
處處對肚臍很好奇,就問爸爸。
爸爸把臍帶連著胎兒與母體的道理簡單地講了一下,
說:"嬰兒離開母體 之後,醫生把臍帶剪斷,
並打了一個結,後來就成了肚臍。"
處處:"那醫生為什麼不打個蝴蝶結?"
(好奇心強又追求完美的處女)

天秤座
父親對天天說:"今天不要上學了,
昨晚...你媽給你生了兩個弟弟。
你給老師說一下就行了。"
天天卻回答:"爸爸,我只說生了一個﹔
另一個,我想留著下星期不想上時再說!"
(聰明、權衡利弊的天平)

天蠍座
蠍蠍剛睡著,就叫蚊子叮了一口。
他起來趕蚊子,卻怎麼也趕不出去。
沒法,便指著蚊子說:"好吧,你不 出去我出去!"
邊說邊出了房間,把門使勁關上得意地說:
"哼!我今晚不進 屋,非把你餓死不可!"
(搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蠍)

射手座
射射:"爸爸,為什麼你有那麼多白頭髮?"
爸爸:"因為你 不乖,所以爸爸有好多白頭髮啊。"
射射:……(疑惑中) 射射:"那為什麼爺爺全部都是白頭髮?"
爸爸:!@#$%︿&*(……
(喜歡思考的射手)

摩羯座
一天,羯羯跟媽媽上街﹔走在路上,突然下起雨來。
媽媽拉過羯羯的小手,說:"下雨了,快往前跑啊!"
羯羯慢條斯理地問:"那前面就不下雨嘍!?"
(明白現實懶得改變的摩羯)

水瓶座
瓶瓶問媽媽:"問什麼稱蔣先生為『先人』?"
媽媽說:"因為『先人』是對死去的人的稱呼。"
瓶瓶說:"那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鮮奶』?"
(天生的另類、腦筋思考永遠和常人不一樣的水瓶)

雙魚座
爸爸給魚魚講小時候經常挨餓的事。
聽完後,魚魚兩眼含淚,十分同情地問:
"哦,爸爸 ,媽媽是因為沒飯吃才來我 們家的嗎?"
(富含豐富同情心、不分情況對象的雙魚)

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Great News! Annual Dinner 2008

Dear all,

Warmest Regards from ABOVE CREATIVE EVENTS (M) SDN BHD!

We would like to thank for your incredible support for the year 2007!! Your stunning support has given us the impetus to keep on keeping on growing.

As a way to rewards our value customer, we are now running a “YEAR-END ANNUAL DINNER PACKAGE” at lower cost with value-added elements. The Incredible Package is rate from RM6, 888.00 only! Wish that we could build up greatest relationship with SMIs, SMEs & Corporate companies.

We looking forward to a detailed discussion as soon as you plan to organize an event or require any of our services and according to your requirements we will work out a complete package. If you would like to set up an appointment, please do not hesitate to contact me at 012-2097 444.

Once again, thank you for your continuous support and we will do our best to serve you well.

Go to www.creativemalaysia.com for more information.