Recently got lot of frens are crazy in Face Book!!
after few times of persuade, i got my own account in face book but dunno how to use it...
According to them, you can own your ferrari car, becum millionaire, etc in your own character.
but till now, i still havent manage to "enjoy" in it.
Think this Face Book will kill plenty of my time, and i will addicted with it if started "enjoy"....
so better not to touch!
So dear frens, sorry ya...
Friday, September 5, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Trip to Melaka
Last Sunday (Merdeka Day), Nick, Loon & me went Melaka for short holiday..
We stayed at sister's house while she was outstation to Kuantan with Bro Goh.
Friday, August 29, 2008
又假期了。。。
不知不觉又是星期五。
虽然有时很想假期，但这个星期又觉得假期来得太快了！
好像很多事情都没办好。
是时候反省一下了，很多时候办公时间都没专心，当然事情办不好啦！
黄美晶，打拼咯！！！
好了，振作啦！
虽说假期，但本小姐明天有event, 所以还是要做工的啦！
说起event,又精神奕奕啦！
预祝大家：国庆快乐！假期愉快~
虽然有时很想假期，但这个星期又觉得假期来得太快了！
好像很多事情都没办好。
是时候反省一下了，很多时候办公时间都没专心，当然事情办不好啦！
黄美晶，打拼咯！！！
好了，振作啦！
虽说假期，但本小姐明天有event, 所以还是要做工的啦！
说起event,又精神奕奕啦！
预祝大家：国庆快乐！假期愉快~
Monday, August 25, 2008
我长大了，但爸爸妈妈老了。。。
最近大哥刚买新家，所以一连串的工作如装修，粉刷， 买家私等等都忙得如火如荼。
由于爸妈和哥哥一起同住，所以多多少少爸妈都会帮忙哥哥。
前几天老师大姐因学校假期，所以也回去帮忙大哥粉刷墙壁。过后她打了通电话给我，她说爸爸真的老了。。。
以前，爸爸是当炸石场的技工，所以时不时会攀高攀低的，对他来说，这没什么困难。
几年前，爸爸因达退休年龄， 再加上身体日益衰退，所以就退休了。。
大姐说，爸爸在粉刷墙壁的过程，都没爬木梯，他再也不敢爬高了。。
我听了之后，一度哽咽, 爸爸真的老了。。。只是我们都没发觉。
虽然爸妈在我们面前都是一对开心果，但我这才明白原来他们已不再如以前般健壮。他们更需要我们的照顾！！
现在我的心情，真的好想与他们同住，孝顺他们，逗他们开心，带他们去想去的地方，吃想吃的食物，和爸妈打麻将，和妈妈谈心事，和爸爸遛狗，带他们去上海。。。
但很多事都不能在同一时间做到。
所以现在唯一能做的是，常打电话和他们聊天，说服他们来吉隆玻与我同住！
我爱爸爸妈妈！希望你们也要珍惜身边的爸爸妈妈。。。
由于爸妈和哥哥一起同住，所以多多少少爸妈都会帮忙哥哥。
前几天老师大姐因学校假期，所以也回去帮忙大哥粉刷墙壁。过后她打了通电话给我，她说爸爸真的老了。。。
以前，爸爸是当炸石场的技工，所以时不时会攀高攀低的，对他来说，这没什么困难。
几年前，爸爸因达退休年龄， 再加上身体日益衰退，所以就退休了。。
大姐说，爸爸在粉刷墙壁的过程，都没爬木梯，他再也不敢爬高了。。
我听了之后，一度哽咽, 爸爸真的老了。。。只是我们都没发觉。
虽然爸妈在我们面前都是一对开心果，但我这才明白原来他们已不再如以前般健壮。他们更需要我们的照顾！！
现在我的心情，真的好想与他们同住，孝顺他们，逗他们开心，带他们去想去的地方，吃想吃的食物，和爸妈打麻将，和妈妈谈心事，和爸爸遛狗，带他们去上海。。。
但很多事都不能在同一时间做到。
所以现在唯一能做的是，常打电话和他们聊天，说服他们来吉隆玻与我同住！
我爱爸爸妈妈！希望你们也要珍惜身边的爸爸妈妈。。。
Friday, August 22, 2008
小时候的美好回忆。。
小时候的我，生长在不太富裕的家庭，甚至可说是生活过的蛮艰难的。尤其是当哥哥姐姐和我都在求学。
虽然如此，当我们考取好成绩时，爸妈一定不忘了奖赏我们，哪怕只是一句赞美的话，我们也会很开心。
当然，身为老幺的我，常常都会有特别优待。
这张椅子，是我一年级的时候，考到数学，华语，和道德教育一百分，爸妈买来奖励我的。
虽然对其他小朋友而言，它并不是很贵重的礼物，甚至是平常逛街爸妈都会买的东西；但对我而言，它是很难得的礼物！
它常搁在家，只是平时都没被我注意。
多年以后，再望望她，想想它，心里头别有一番滋味！
Recent Trip to Hometown
Last saturday, i went back hotown with my sis, bro-in-law & xiao guai.
Although it's a rush trip(went home saturday nite, came back kl on tuesday morning), but i enjoyed so much every moment with my family..
Although it's a rush trip(went home saturday nite, came back kl on tuesday morning), but i enjoyed so much every moment with my family..
We are eating dim sum...
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Insurance
Every July, August, October & November, will be a "scary" month coz every month also have to pay insurance...
First, have to come out extra RM1k --2k for the particular month. Of coz, have to cut down my shopping habits and so on.
second, the payment for an insurance company very "ma fan".
This month (August), is the turn to pay insurance premium for GR**T EAST**N.
Since few years back, the insurance agent already "take off" his responsibility to remind us, as his customer to pay premium. May be becoz their commission only paid them first 5 years, so the 6th year onwards, he is NOT PAID to remind me.
In my opinion, although he got no commission for following years, but we still his customer. and most important, we are their potential customer for other insurance. (That's why he cant get my business after 1st premium, all sales go to ING!!! :p)
Talking bout this agent, his is one of the leader in Perak. But the service is S**K!
Today, i am preparing payment for GR**T EAST**N insurance.
Go to their website, www.life**great.com.my, cannot be entered.
Call to their customer service, nobody answered.
Email to them, wecare@Life**Great.com.my, bounced back!!!
What happened??
First, have to come out extra RM1k --2k for the particular month. Of coz, have to cut down my shopping habits and so on.
second, the payment for an insurance company very "ma fan".
This month (August), is the turn to pay insurance premium for GR**T EAST**N.
Since few years back, the insurance agent already "take off" his responsibility to remind us, as his customer to pay premium. May be becoz their commission only paid them first 5 years, so the 6th year onwards, he is NOT PAID to remind me.
In my opinion, although he got no commission for following years, but we still his customer. and most important, we are their potential customer for other insurance. (That's why he cant get my business after 1st premium, all sales go to ING!!! :p)
Talking bout this agent, his is one of the leader in Perak. But the service is S**K!
Today, i am preparing payment for GR**T EAST**N insurance.
Go to their website, www.life**great.com.my, cannot be entered.
Call to their customer service, nobody answered.
Email to them, wecare@Life**Great.com.my, bounced back!!!
What happened??
Monday, August 11, 2008
广告策略
虽然好久都没牵涉在广告行业，但对“做广告”还是热情款款！今天看到一张布条，觉得还有改进的地方，所以就在这和大家分享了。。。
对于上述业者，我只好说声对不起了。。
但如日后你还再吊布条，登广告，可以来找小妹，我肯定给您折扣！:p
Shopping on 2nd August 2008
Long time didnt go for shopping, so i was spend 6 hours shopping at The Curve, Ikano and Ikea...
Happy and exhausted!
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Rebate RM625
haha... i got my RM625 rebate today.
after long queue for 2 hours 15 min (about 201 people), i got CaSH RM625.
actually the process is quite fast, just fill in a form (with name, IC, Address, sign & date), then show them IC, chop your finger print on the form.
The whole process is just about 2 minutes.
Ppl who just paid your road tax, it is advisable to collect the rebate ASAP, as we dont know how soon government will "CHANGE" their mind again....
You know lar... they like to "CHANGE" .....
but think after 308, Malaysian especially Chinese will like the IMPROVED Slogan as below...
Roadtax expired already....
Today is 5th August 2008....
i paid my road tax and insurans last week and it's take time to reach my hand as my car was from penang....
I was receiving the letter from Pejabat Pos yesterday, saying that my road tax document is in their branch (coz i asked sister mei ling post to me), so was thinking to grab it this morning. and it is just nice because my road tax due date is TODAY.
As usual, i went pump petrol before go for work. After pumped, i check the road tax date. you know what i saw???
The due date is on 30th July 2008.....
hahahhahaha....... Blur blur micky! my road tax already due for few days.
and i was driving to Bangi yesterday to attend RHB meeting!!!
But till now, i not yet get my road tax coz i dare not to drive my car out.....
:'(
i paid my road tax and insurans last week and it's take time to reach my hand as my car was from penang....
I was receiving the letter from Pejabat Pos yesterday, saying that my road tax document is in their branch (coz i asked sister mei ling post to me), so was thinking to grab it this morning. and it is just nice because my road tax due date is TODAY.
As usual, i went pump petrol before go for work. After pumped, i check the road tax date. you know what i saw???
The due date is on 30th July 2008.....
hahahhahaha....... Blur blur micky! my road tax already due for few days.
and i was driving to Bangi yesterday to attend RHB meeting!!!
But till now, i not yet get my road tax coz i dare not to drive my car out.....
:'(
Friday, August 1, 2008
Malaysia Boleh!
You can see this unique" traffic light" under the Canon Bridge, from LDP turning to Subang at Federal Highway.
No yellow light, the center is a red light, stop you to turn to the right.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
My Dell Experience 3
June --- Marry ----Dashan --- Chin Leong --- Patricia --- Benjamin --- Darshan (again) ---May Ong
Dunno can pull back the appraisal letter sent earlier?? :p
Dunno can pull back the appraisal letter sent earlier?? :p
My Dell Experience 2
After the incident last 2 week, LAST WEEK, my laptop die again....
Blue Screen, cannot start windows, bla bla bla...
i was so sad and feel unhappy.
Therefore, i called back to Dell again, report the issue to one of the Technical support, Darshan, and she help me up to check the problem.
and finally, we Fix the problem by re-format again the laptop.
But this time, i am already backed-up all info in laptop, so not much issue incured.
so that evening, i re-installed everything into my laptop, and it's work quite well.
suddenly, the windows pop-up ask me to update, and of coz i click on YES.
then my laptop restart, and Shit! it was blue screen again!!!!
i was angry this time, so darshan ask me to insert the operating system CD, and check my hard disk & software thoroughly this time.
i asked Drashan whether can get technician on site to assist me but she said not, coz is not hard ware problem....
So, DELL on site warranty is not always available.........
I learned a lesson here: although is black & white terms & conditions, but sometimes they can twist their words to make the warranty not available for some issue...
After a while, only check the hard disk, my laptop run normally again.
so i dun care so much this time. use my laptop like always.
The next day morning, when i turned on the laptop, Gosh!!!! it was blue screen again!!!
i felt like crying coz nobody can help me!! even though is DELL!!!
Soooo, i called to DELL again, this time a guy called Chin Leong helping me.
He answered the called, then told me: "sorry miss, if blue screen, you have to re-format your laptop."
This time, i am very angry, and raised up my voice: "did you read my history reported to DELL??? how many times you want me re-format my laptop???"
Then he read my history and apologies to me for not being read my history carefully.
so he passed me to patricia. (may be becoz not happy as i was scolding him)
Patricia also cannot help me, and Darshan was not available on that time.
After their internal discussion, Benjamin answered my call, and asked me to re-check my hard disk and software, but he also cant get any solution from there.
few hours later, Darshan called me back, and she taught me step-by step to go back history record in my windows update. and found out that this happened immediately windows update.
so she told me to turned off the windows update permanently.
I asked her: how come i used other brand laptop got no such a problem in windows update?"
She replied: "DELL is like that. Always not to turn on the windows update, if not file will corrupted." :(
After that, i got no choice, to do formatting again.
When come to installing the software, May Ong helping me.
And she asked me to keep her words: "if the laptop happened same issue, i will ask technician to come and help you".
Finally...... somebody give me some promise on that headache issue......
Hopefully, my laptop being good girl.... dun naughty again...
Blue Screen, cannot start windows, bla bla bla...
i was so sad and feel unhappy.
Therefore, i called back to Dell again, report the issue to one of the Technical support, Darshan, and she help me up to check the problem.
and finally, we Fix the problem by re-format again the laptop.
But this time, i am already backed-up all info in laptop, so not much issue incured.
so that evening, i re-installed everything into my laptop, and it's work quite well.
suddenly, the windows pop-up ask me to update, and of coz i click on YES.
then my laptop restart, and Shit! it was blue screen again!!!!
i was angry this time, so darshan ask me to insert the operating system CD, and check my hard disk & software thoroughly this time.
i asked Drashan whether can get technician on site to assist me but she said not, coz is not hard ware problem....
So, DELL on site warranty is not always available.........
I learned a lesson here: although is black & white terms & conditions, but sometimes they can twist their words to make the warranty not available for some issue...
After a while, only check the hard disk, my laptop run normally again.
so i dun care so much this time. use my laptop like always.
The next day morning, when i turned on the laptop, Gosh!!!! it was blue screen again!!!
i felt like crying coz nobody can help me!! even though is DELL!!!
Soooo, i called to DELL again, this time a guy called Chin Leong helping me.
He answered the called, then told me: "sorry miss, if blue screen, you have to re-format your laptop."
This time, i am very angry, and raised up my voice: "did you read my history reported to DELL??? how many times you want me re-format my laptop???"
Then he read my history and apologies to me for not being read my history carefully.
so he passed me to patricia. (may be becoz not happy as i was scolding him)
Patricia also cannot help me, and Darshan was not available on that time.
After their internal discussion, Benjamin answered my call, and asked me to re-check my hard disk and software, but he also cant get any solution from there.
few hours later, Darshan called me back, and she taught me step-by step to go back history record in my windows update. and found out that this happened immediately windows update.
so she told me to turned off the windows update permanently.
I asked her: how come i used other brand laptop got no such a problem in windows update?"
She replied: "DELL is like that. Always not to turn on the windows update, if not file will corrupted." :(
After that, i got no choice, to do formatting again.
When come to installing the software, May Ong helping me.
And she asked me to keep her words: "if the laptop happened same issue, i will ask technician to come and help you".
Finally...... somebody give me some promise on that headache issue......
Hopefully, my laptop being good girl.... dun naughty again...
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
My DELL Experience
Dear guys,
Still remember i had a bad experience with ACER laptop, and bought DELL as my second laptop??
During my purchasde the DELL, the sales man did wrong partition for me.
Instead of bigger D Drive, he did D drive only 10gb, and the rest of 150 gb is on C drive.
i am not used to it, so decided to format it and re-partition.
My fren helps me to format and re-install everything.
After few days, i found that it is not stable and suddenly whole screen black-out.
when on it back, appear "NTDRL is missing" and nothing can do further.
That day is on Sunday.
On monday morning, first thing came to office, i make a call to DELL, the technical support (JUNE) guide me step by step to solve the problem.
With my special request (cannot format D Drive coz got important file in it), she was very friendly and patience help me go through.
Firstly, we tried to restore file to previous date (b4 the problem), but cannot;
secondly, we tried to delete an unallocated partition, also cannot;
(at this time, she told me if rellay cannot then have to take out hard disk and place it on external har disk case, then format it. For a computer idiot like me , i am so afraid to do so, and donno how to do it also)
finally, she guide me to re-partition myhardisk, and resolve all problem for me...
i am so happy and thanks her like nobody. kakakaka...
and she told me the problem occured may be becoz the sequence of formatted and installation of software is not properly or correctly.
BUT, the story is not end yet....
Of coz, after formatted, i have to re-install everything.
come to the driver and utilities, i consufe again...
Remember... i am computer idiot!so many things to install, donno which to install and which shud not!!!
Then i call again to DELL.This time is Marry help me through.
Step by step, install audio, sound, webcam, bluetooth, wireless, bla bla bla...
almost come to the end, my webcam manager CD not work properly, so again,she is patiencely using GoToAssist (*something she can connect and control my mouse and keyboard) and help me install EVERYTHING!haha....
after all, i send an appraisal letter to their department, to praise June & Marry! My Dell working like normal again, help me earn lot lot money again! :p
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Government Boleh! Malaysia Boleh!
Recently received a govt job.... again... :(
It's not that i dislike govt job, just that i dun like their attitude towards job, and their "ability" to abuse their GOVT POWER.
Like always, they will keep changing their mind till last minute, and tot we are the "Event GOD", can make everything (no matter big or small) 100% PERFECTLY under their unreasonable changes.
2 weeks before, they confirmed my services to do a launch for them.
2 days later, they "decided" to change the items that confirmed in the confirmation. From Plasma Wall 2 x 2 to Projector and screen.
Then i have to do site recce again.
2 more days later, they "decided" again to change Projector to Plasma wall 3 x 3!!!
Ok.... settled this issue (for the time being)....
They come out with another issue.. :'(
2 days ago they confirmed the backdrop visual (20 x 10), signed & chop with govt lion chop.
so i pass the visual to production house to print.
2 hours later, they called to inform the ministry logo is wrong! (what the h*ll! their own logo also can wrong!), but luckily my printer not yet start printing, then i change the visual for them without charging them.
On that evening, received their visual again, with signed and chop (AGAIN!), and proceed to printing.........
About 7pm, they called again, "the backdrop size can change to 18 x 10 ar?"
(cannot lar... already agreed and send to print.)
"macam ini ar... ok lar, i saja tanya."
SAJA tanya!!!! i think i need to use one of the dialog in "Just Follow Law" : You thought i am very Frreee ar??
The story not end yet...
They called me this morning... "eh! morning micky!..."
(Morning morning... )
"the visual ar, ada sikit changes lar.."
(HUH!!!!)
"itu ministry punya logo kena up sikit lar... " * UP means tinggi sikit
(But already printed-out over the nite...)
"tak tau lar... you kena solve it lar..."
(tapi bukan sudah signed dan confirmed?)
"signed itu signed, tapi atas cakap nak ubah u kena ubah lar..." *ATAS means his boss
$%^@#!$*%^*(&()*)_(_(+&*%^&#$%@!$#!$
"ada lagi ar, PM punya wife may be nak datang juga, mungkin nak tambah dia punya nama, you standby you punya printer bagi saya, saya confirm malam ini, besok print."
Oh my GOD!
It's not that i dislike govt job, just that i dun like their attitude towards job, and their "ability" to abuse their GOVT POWER.
Like always, they will keep changing their mind till last minute, and tot we are the "Event GOD", can make everything (no matter big or small) 100% PERFECTLY under their unreasonable changes.
2 weeks before, they confirmed my services to do a launch for them.
2 days later, they "decided" to change the items that confirmed in the confirmation. From Plasma Wall 2 x 2 to Projector and screen.
Then i have to do site recce again.
2 more days later, they "decided" again to change Projector to Plasma wall 3 x 3!!!
Ok.... settled this issue (for the time being)....
They come out with another issue.. :'(
2 days ago they confirmed the backdrop visual (20 x 10), signed & chop with govt lion chop.
so i pass the visual to production house to print.
2 hours later, they called to inform the ministry logo is wrong! (what the h*ll! their own logo also can wrong!), but luckily my printer not yet start printing, then i change the visual for them without charging them.
On that evening, received their visual again, with signed and chop (AGAIN!), and proceed to printing.........
About 7pm, they called again, "the backdrop size can change to 18 x 10 ar?"
(cannot lar... already agreed and send to print.)
"macam ini ar... ok lar, i saja tanya."
SAJA tanya!!!! i think i need to use one of the dialog in "Just Follow Law" : You thought i am very Frreee ar??
The story not end yet...
They called me this morning... "eh! morning micky!..."
(Morning morning... )
"the visual ar, ada sikit changes lar.."
(HUH!!!!)
"itu ministry punya logo kena up sikit lar... " * UP means tinggi sikit
(But already printed-out over the nite...)
"tak tau lar... you kena solve it lar..."
(tapi bukan sudah signed dan confirmed?)
"signed itu signed, tapi atas cakap nak ubah u kena ubah lar..." *ATAS means his boss
$%^@#!$*%^*(&()*)_(_(+&*%^&#$%@!$#!$
"ada lagi ar, PM punya wife may be nak datang juga, mungkin nak tambah dia punya nama, you standby you punya printer bagi saya, saya confirm malam ini, besok print."
Oh my GOD!
Friday, June 20, 2008
Repost: Funny Horoscope~ but true..... :p
白羊座
媽媽經常叮囑羊羊："穿裙子時不可以蕩秋千﹔
不然，會被小男生看到里面的 小內褲哦！
" 有一天，羊羊高興地對媽媽說："今天我和小明比賽蕩秋千，我贏了！"
媽媽生氣地說："不是告訴過你嗎？穿裙子時不要蕩秋千！"
羊羊驕傲地說："可是我好聰明哦！
我把裡面的小內褲脫掉了，這樣他就 看不到我的小內褲了！"
（勇敢直率、敢做敢為的白羊）
金牛座
賣瓜小販："快來吃西瓜，不甜不要錢！
" 饑渴的牛牛："哇！太好了，老板，來個不甜的！"
（持家、想出軌又顧全自己的金牛）
雙子座 (This is mine! hehe~)
媽媽叫雙雙起床："快點起來！公雞都叫好幾遍了！
" 雙雙說："公雞叫和我有什麼關系？我又不是母雞！"
（自我意識強烈、自行思考的雙子）
巨蟹座
公車上，蟹蟹說："今晚我要和媽媽睡！"
媽媽問道："你將來娶了媳婦也和媽媽睡啊？"
蟹蟹不假思索："嗯！" 媽媽又問："那你媳婦怎麼辦？"
蟹蟹想了半天，說："好辦，讓她跟爸爸睡！"
媽媽："！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……—"
再看爸爸，已經熱淚盈眶啦！
（戀母情結、依戀的巨蟹）
獅子座
獅獅去參加奶奶的壽宴。到了吃壽包的時候，
獅獅問："我們為什麼要吃 這種像屁股的壽包？
"眾人聽了臉色大變。
接著獅獅撥開壽包，看看裡面的豆沙，
說："奶奶，快看！裡面還有大便！"
眾人暈的暈，吐的吐。
（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的驕傲的獅子）
處女座
處處對肚臍很好奇，就問爸爸。
爸爸把臍帶連著胎兒與母體的道理簡單地講了一下，
說："嬰兒離開母體 之後，醫生把臍帶剪斷，
並打了一個結，後來就成了肚臍。"
處處："那醫生為什麼不打個蝴蝶結？"
（好奇心強又追求完美的處女）
天秤座
父親對天天說："今天不要上學了，
昨晚．．．你媽給你生了兩個弟弟。
你給老師說一下就行了。"
天天卻回答："爸爸，我只說生了一個﹔
另一個，我想留著下星期不想上時再說！"
（聰明、權衡利弊的天平）
天蠍座
蠍蠍剛睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。
他起來趕蚊子，卻怎麼也趕不出去。
沒法，便指著蚊子說："好吧，你不 出去我出去！"
邊說邊出了房間，把門使勁關上得意地說：
"哼！我今晚不進 屋，非把你餓死不可！"
（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蠍）
射手座
射射："爸爸，為什麼你有那麼多白頭髮？"
爸爸："因為你 不乖，所以爸爸有好多白頭髮啊。"
射射：……（疑惑中） 射射："那為什麼爺爺全部都是白頭髮？"
爸爸：！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……
（喜歡思考的射手）
摩羯座
一天，羯羯跟媽媽上街﹔走在路上，突然下起雨來。
媽媽拉過羯羯的小手，說："下雨了，快往前跑啊！"
羯羯慢條斯理地問："那前面就不下雨嘍！？"
（明白現實懶得改變的摩羯）
水瓶座
瓶瓶問媽媽："問什麼稱蔣先生為『先人』？"
媽媽說："因為『先人』是對死去的人的稱呼。"
瓶瓶說："那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鮮奶』？"
（天生的另類、腦筋思考永遠和常人不一樣的水瓶）
雙魚座
爸爸給魚魚講小時候經常挨餓的事。
聽完後，魚魚兩眼含淚，十分同情地問：
"哦，爸爸 ，媽媽是因為沒飯吃才來我 們家的嗎？"
（富含豐富同情心、不分情況對象的雙魚）
媽媽經常叮囑羊羊："穿裙子時不可以蕩秋千﹔
不然，會被小男生看到里面的 小內褲哦！
" 有一天，羊羊高興地對媽媽說："今天我和小明比賽蕩秋千，我贏了！"
媽媽生氣地說："不是告訴過你嗎？穿裙子時不要蕩秋千！"
羊羊驕傲地說："可是我好聰明哦！
我把裡面的小內褲脫掉了，這樣他就 看不到我的小內褲了！"
（勇敢直率、敢做敢為的白羊）
金牛座
賣瓜小販："快來吃西瓜，不甜不要錢！
" 饑渴的牛牛："哇！太好了，老板，來個不甜的！"
（持家、想出軌又顧全自己的金牛）
雙子座 (This is mine! hehe~)
媽媽叫雙雙起床："快點起來！公雞都叫好幾遍了！
" 雙雙說："公雞叫和我有什麼關系？我又不是母雞！"
（自我意識強烈、自行思考的雙子）
巨蟹座
公車上，蟹蟹說："今晚我要和媽媽睡！"
媽媽問道："你將來娶了媳婦也和媽媽睡啊？"
蟹蟹不假思索："嗯！" 媽媽又問："那你媳婦怎麼辦？"
蟹蟹想了半天，說："好辦，讓她跟爸爸睡！"
媽媽："！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……—"
再看爸爸，已經熱淚盈眶啦！
（戀母情結、依戀的巨蟹）
獅子座
獅獅去參加奶奶的壽宴。到了吃壽包的時候，
獅獅問："我們為什麼要吃 這種像屁股的壽包？
"眾人聽了臉色大變。
接著獅獅撥開壽包，看看裡面的豆沙，
說："奶奶，快看！裡面還有大便！"
眾人暈的暈，吐的吐。
（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的驕傲的獅子）
處女座
處處對肚臍很好奇，就問爸爸。
爸爸把臍帶連著胎兒與母體的道理簡單地講了一下，
說："嬰兒離開母體 之後，醫生把臍帶剪斷，
並打了一個結，後來就成了肚臍。"
處處："那醫生為什麼不打個蝴蝶結？"
（好奇心強又追求完美的處女）
天秤座
父親對天天說："今天不要上學了，
昨晚．．．你媽給你生了兩個弟弟。
你給老師說一下就行了。"
天天卻回答："爸爸，我只說生了一個﹔
另一個，我想留著下星期不想上時再說！"
（聰明、權衡利弊的天平）
天蠍座
蠍蠍剛睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。
他起來趕蚊子，卻怎麼也趕不出去。
沒法，便指著蚊子說："好吧，你不 出去我出去！"
邊說邊出了房間，把門使勁關上得意地說：
"哼！我今晚不進 屋，非把你餓死不可！"
（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蠍）
射手座
射射："爸爸，為什麼你有那麼多白頭髮？"
爸爸："因為你 不乖，所以爸爸有好多白頭髮啊。"
射射：……（疑惑中） 射射："那為什麼爺爺全部都是白頭髮？"
爸爸：！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……
（喜歡思考的射手）
摩羯座
一天，羯羯跟媽媽上街﹔走在路上，突然下起雨來。
媽媽拉過羯羯的小手，說："下雨了，快往前跑啊！"
羯羯慢條斯理地問："那前面就不下雨嘍！？"
（明白現實懶得改變的摩羯）
水瓶座
瓶瓶問媽媽："問什麼稱蔣先生為『先人』？"
媽媽說："因為『先人』是對死去的人的稱呼。"
瓶瓶說："那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鮮奶』？"
（天生的另類、腦筋思考永遠和常人不一樣的水瓶）
雙魚座
爸爸給魚魚講小時候經常挨餓的事。
聽完後，魚魚兩眼含淚，十分同情地問：
"哦，爸爸 ，媽媽是因為沒飯吃才來我 們家的嗎？"
（富含豐富同情心、不分情況對象的雙魚）
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Great News! Annual Dinner 2008
Dear all,
Warmest Regards from ABOVE CREATIVE EVENTS (M) SDN BHD!
We would like to thank for your incredible support for the year 2007!! Your stunning support has given us the impetus to keep on keeping on growing.
As a way to rewards our value customer, we are now running a “YEAR-END ANNUAL DINNER PACKAGE” at lower cost with value-added elements. The Incredible Package is rate from RM6, 888.00 only! Wish that we could build up greatest relationship with SMIs, SMEs & Corporate companies.
We looking forward to a detailed discussion as soon as you plan to organize an event or require any of our services and according to your requirements we will work out a complete package. If you would like to set up an appointment, please do not hesitate to contact me at 012-2097 444.
Once again, thank you for your continuous support and we will do our best to serve you well.
Go to www.creativemalaysia.com for more information.
Warmest Regards from ABOVE CREATIVE EVENTS (M) SDN BHD!
We would like to thank for your incredible support for the year 2007!! Your stunning support has given us the impetus to keep on keeping on growing.
As a way to rewards our value customer, we are now running a “YEAR-END ANNUAL DINNER PACKAGE” at lower cost with value-added elements. The Incredible Package is rate from RM6, 888.00 only! Wish that we could build up greatest relationship with SMIs, SMEs & Corporate companies.
We looking forward to a detailed discussion as soon as you plan to organize an event or require any of our services and according to your requirements we will work out a complete package. If you would like to set up an appointment, please do not hesitate to contact me at 012-2097 444.
Once again, thank you for your continuous support and we will do our best to serve you well.
Go to www.creativemalaysia.com for more information.
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